Well it didn't take too long for Timber to find a date, heck a few of you even asked me what the area code was so you could call him. Of course I had to protect the innocent, hairy and rugged as he may be, and let him find his own mate.
So Timber stopped off at the grocery store to pick up some beer, yeah uhuh! that staple. And as he was rounding the corner with his grocery cart of "staples" he bumped into Sophie's cart and she had her cart full of peanuts (she loves peanuts, especially if you put them in ice cream…yum!), and their eyes met, and they looked at each others carts, and they thought what goes with peanuts? beer, what goes with beer? peanuts. It was like a match made in heaven, or at least a match made in the Quickie Mart. Plus Timber thought she kinda looks like Miss June, of course she didnt have the legs, but the face sure looked like her. So they hummed and hawed, and finally exchanged phone numbers, and they have a date…tonight…Saturday. So Timber is off shaving or at least grooming himself, and Sophie thought she would get the works done…from head to toe and inbetween if you know what I mean…hence the NAKED PEDICURE! I mean she hates to waste time, so she figures she can get a bikini wax at the same time…Yowza!!
Stamp Set: Spa Sophie G, Just What I Meant to Say
Paper: Baja Breeze, Neenah, Chocolate Chip, Parisian Breeze Textured Specialty Designer Series Paper
Ink: Memento Tuxedo, Copics, Baja Breeze
Misc: sponge, nestabilities, half back pearls, white taffeta ribbon, white gel pen
So let's hope these two hit it off and can make a go of it, I'll keep you informed once I hear more.
Have a great Saturday, I hope yours is as exciting as Timber and Sophie's…thanks for stopping in!
ROTFLMAO..OK so I clicked on your blog in reader and started to read about your (Me thinks) Lumber Jack friend Timber who bumps into a girl you happen to also know in the grocery store..and I was thinking..how cute until you started talking about her all naked beauty treatment…and then it clicked.
I am up to late obviously….ROTF
This is Gorgeous Hunni!!!!
Cindy Lawrence says
Hahahahahahaaaaaa….You really are one incredible story teller, you know that?! You should write….or do stand-up! 🙂 This card is SUPER-CUTE, and maybe you're on to something with the "naked pedicure"! Love the new blog banner, btw! Love YOU too!
LOL too darn funny. I love to write stories to go along wiht my cards too. Great story and great card!!!
You are too funny!
Toni K says
Love it! Great story!
OHHHHH i love mooses!!!
Ree Donnelly says
Oooohh! When I commented to the Timber post, I was gonna say, his girlfriend was at the SPA!!! Too funny!
I love your stories this is to funny.
Your blog is great.