Well sometimes it’s Diana, sometimes it’s Di, sometimes it’s Eric’s Mum, sometimes it’s Mrs. Gibbs, oh my gosh at a workshop one time the whole night the hostess called me Debbie (she was thinking Debbie Gibson), and I would correct her, but she kept doing it and I just let it go, finally at the end of the workshop, I told everyone you can call me whatever you want, just as long as you write your check to Diana Gibbs.
I always tease that I have many personalities, most of them are nice and friendly but I have a few that can get their haunches up and be nasty.
There is Diana, the wife, pretty easy going, for the most part..uhh right honey??? Then there is Diana that if anything happens to my family or friends, uh you don’t want to mess with me. There is Eric’s Mum that is so proud of him that I know I don’t tell him enough, Eric is learning disabled, and can be quite the handful, him and I butt heads all the time cause we are so alike. He is such a great kid, and we are so blessed to have him as a son. Then there is Diana the demonstrator and she is pretty much easy going and loves life and meeting new people. There is wacky Di, and she is around pretty much most of the time…sorry folks! Ha!
Too funny, I was on the phone one day with my BFF Tracy, and while I was driving, a car pulled out of the subdivision right in front of me…there was not a car behind me so I must have been invisible. So I was like “you &%$ bleepity bleep bleep*#@*” and Tracy laughed saying that I sounded like her hubby driving. So I told her, “well that was Diana the driver, and if I was Diana the Demonstrator right now I would say, well you just go right ahead of me Mr. Buick, I am sure you are in a hurry, maybe you are late for work..so just go right ahead I don’t mind, that’s what brakes are for, and thanks for letting me test mine to make sure they work….and thank goodness they do” but aren’t we all a little nutso and different when we drive. I will stand up and say yes I am.
I also showed a different person last year when the Doctor about killed my Granny, that was almost an outer body experience cause I did not remember calling the Doctor a f&^%$ing as*&%le until when I was talking to my hubby on the phone, my sister said “hey tell him you called the doctor (see above *&*&*& stuff), and I looked at her like she was nuts…”who me, I did not?” and she was like you did so, and then in my mind I could see the doctors face of utter astonishment, and I realized, hey that must have been when I said it….ha!!
I love the new Burger King commercial and the people have their order but are asking for napkins (serviettes for my Canadian readers…ahhhhh Canada ) and the man in the car behind wants his order NOW, and pushes them out of the way, and tires are smoking, I love that….I have wanted to do that many times at the drive through at the bank and you are waiting and waiting and the people ahead are taking forever, they need a pen, whoosh goes the tube, and whoosh back comes the pen, and then they send their deposit or whatever through but it takes forever, and I am like…what!!!!?? ya getting a loan, cause I know it says no coin through the drive thru, maybe they should have a sign, no loan applications through the drive thru too. Ha!
That’s just my 2 cents for the day….and if you are Canadian, it might be worth 5 cents now! Ha!
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